Wednesday, October 13, 2010

If We Can't Do It, No One Can

Whoa! No one told me there were "37 of the 100 US Senate seats, all 435 House seats, and 37 of the 50 governorships" up for election on November 2nd. Wow, that shift could be monumental if it goes the wrong way.

As well, I think Obama pulled a rope-a-dope; legislation being the ropes, right-leaning voters being the dopes and failed bills being the punishment he's endured throughout these first two years. Seems like everyone has been getting on him about what he HASN'T done versus his campaign promises. Granted, the man did pull off some landmark changes that if I were him I would have plastered on every flat surface in America (and beyond); and plastered alongside it would be everything I introduced that was voted down by the Galactic Oppression Pushers (aka the GOP) or better yet the most diabolical haters this side of the Mississippi. Instead, Obama has hit the campaign trail hopefully delivering a message that would be the final round knockout; a much-needed win too given the amount of time left and the bevy of seats at stake. Think Rocky II. Definitely NOT Rocky I.

That message is that it's the Republican's fault he hasn't solved the economic crises, granted true equality, introduced world peace, ended world hunger, walked on water, hooked you up with a new job and a supermodel or whatever other miracles the nation expected of him. Okay, no it isn't... but it should be. More so he is asking America if the Republicans are whom they really want in control. The same Republican party that's still calling for deregulation claiming the market will fix itself when it was deregulation that let the various economic crises begin starting with the mortgage meltdown. Meanwhile voters are like that car you see in traffic that keeps changing lanes every time they see rumblings of movement in the other lane. In effect, that car and driver wind up further back than those who stayed in their lane.

That's why America is probably better off sticking with Obama. I know I am. That and the fact that I can't align myself with any party that would accept Christine O'Donnell as perfectly rational. In fact, the whole Tea Party/Tea Party Express epidemic is seemingly spreading and a Tea Party America legitimately scares me. They follow Sarah Failin; how bright could they be? Plus they can't even resolve the whole Tea Party vs Tea Party Express rift. Why should I expect them to be able to lead the nation? Yeah… fail.

The Obama message should be harping on points like no matter what bill he presented the right-wing opposed him. Lowering taxes, they say "no". Health care, they removed the public option then still voted "no". Civil liberties, "no". Immigration reform, "no". For a brief moment the Obama team began calling the GOP the party of "No, we can't." Corny, yes, but in the right direction. No matter who was elected in 2008, the first three years of that President's term would be spent fixing the blunders suffered under the Bush administration. Thus the joke about the first Black man finally being elected President and he still has to play janitor and fix someone else's mess.

People talk about this man like he was a house guest that robbed them. Most Americans don't realize that our U.S. legislative system is specifically designed to stop one President from coming in and changing everything. I don't see Obama as the type to use executive orders to circumvent congress on any essential issues like immigration. That's why when I was growing up I never wanted to be President; I wanted to be a senator. No term limits, rarely assassinated, roll with Caesar, wear an awesome high-thread count robe… wait a minute. Scratch the robe. Anyway, for any piece of legislation to get passed it has to go through the House and it's manipulation until it can be agreed upon, then to the Senate so John Boehner can molest it until Pelosi and crew finally say screw the GOP and pass whatever is left of it, then it goes back to the House and Senate to be voted on in its new form then finally to the President. Imagine playing the game Telephone with a few hundred middle-aged people. Obama says "Let's give the people universal health care." After Boehner it's "unilateral health scare." By the time it's back on Obama's desk it's "arguably unfair". He's like "Ugh, you cronies suck. Does more good than harm, f*ck it." Everyone is impressed that he actually delivered change. New year; more cronies, more problems.

Thus when the man was talking about "change," he mainly meant from the politics of yesteryear. The ever-parting left and right, the pseudo-dictatorship that had been established with the Patriot Act, "emergency war powers" and the ramifications therein. So, Obama reaching out to both parties and trying to use the system to pass policies that benefit the majority of America is a stark difference between him and his predecessor thus the fundamental change but highly underwhelming if you thought the world would be brand new by 2009. In order for such a quick turnaround either Obama would have to act more like Bush and just blindly steam ahead with new policies passing claiming that to oppose him is to let the terrorists win OR we would need some massive election to switch out a large majority of the sitting legislators and replace them with individuals who are less divisive and want to move this nation forward rather than relive the Reagan era.

Conservatives don't have to be moderate or pander to the middle. They can just chant "cut-spending" and offer no other solutions and stand in the way of everything until the cows come home. It's unintentionally brilliant, it's like an elephant pulling the rest of us over a cliff. Conservatives vote as a block and no one votes outside the two parties so it doesn't really matter if they do what's best for all of us or their richest or most religious factions. Using their with us or against us tactics, they can (and to keep their size/power have no choice but to) keep getting crazier and crazier until Sarah Palin or some "straight-talking average American" is their candidate and they convince all the states between New York and California that this is best for the nation. I've always disagreed with that. Why would we want the average? I want the most elite doctor possible, not the average guy. I want the best lawyer possible, the expert mechanic, etc. In most facets of life, we aim for the best. That's the American way. So why would I want a President whom I'm smarter than? I don't want France, Germany, Russia, China, or Japan outwitting this guy or this average American embarrassing himself and thus the rest of us with his "straight-talk" and/or actions. Anyway, the GOP can go further and further right-wing, leaving the left to try and go further right to garner votes and those of us who are not conservative are left with no one substantial to represent us.
Then again, the summation of apathy, nonchalance and disillusionment will leave a number of moderately liberal and liberal voters home this election day. Mostly, because Obama didn't single-handedly heal the world. Not that I'm surprised people expect that of him; everybody wants someone to follow rather than leading themselves. But really? You draft the man to be quarterback, but then use the opposing team's offensive line for the last two quarters of the Superbowl. Good luck with that, America.

Can we really expect something better from the party whose very ideal is to NOT change anything? Root word of "conservative". Maybe America thinks things were going so well in 2007. Then again, even Reagan raised taxes.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Behind the Ground Zero Mosque



To build or not to build?

Let's skip the fact it's not exactly a mosque nor is it at Ground Zero and get to what this uproar really says: American freedom stops where American ignorance begins. I'm going to skip all the history that supports that and jump to what the means today.

Essentially, if you are against the Islamic culture center going up near Ground Zero you should also be against cathedrals being near schools. Some of you might understand the parallel and thus you don't have to read any further. However, some of you need me to break it down. Gladly.

To stress the insensitivity of an Islamic culture center being constructed two blocks from Ground Zero is to accuse all Muslims of sharing responsibility for the 9/11 attacks. It ignores the divisions of Islam. It ignores the fact that Muslims were victims of the attacks just like everyone else. It ignores everything we should have learned in the misguided time following 9/11 (especially the backlash murders of Muslims and non-Muslims). It's fundamentally ignorant.

We don't expect all Christians to do crazy things despite the Branch Davidians, FLDS Church, and near incessant scandals. That's also overlooking the Roman Catholic priest sex abuse that has been taking place since at least the 1960s. I could easily keep going! Essentially, you cannot treat Islam as a monolith just as you cannot treat Christianity as one unified whole.

The point is that ignorance is dangerous. So take a minute, get the quick crucial facts, then voice your opinion. I like to think my nation is more than an angry mob. Then again I like to think that one day we will be the nation we pretend to be rather than the nation we are. What will you stand for? When do you realize you are outside of the groupthink? When do you conform back inside it?

Not going to lie, I appreciate when non-issues like the Cordoba House get over-hyped. Sure it creates Salem witch trials for most Americans; they have to either follow the shepherds of controversy or be accused of treason. But, I love watching the interviews as people tepidly offer their opinions but make sure they say that they see the emperor's clothes. You find out who has courage and who does not. (Et tu, Barack?)

"America is a nation of B and C students." © Chris Rock

Even more fun, I am afforded the opportunity to conduct a Spanish Inquisition for ignorance. I get to find out who to keep at a distance because they are one of the flock. They don't think for themselves and when they do the results are disappointing at best. I take a "guilty until proven innocent" stance. It's the American way, ask Shirley Sherrod. Sure "innocent until proven guilty" is what we profess, but we also claim that all citizens are free and equal. C'mon.

He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; avoid him.
He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a student; teach him.
He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep; wake him.
He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man; follow him.



Our music is the vehicle.
You are the weapon.
This is our revolution.

Rock smarter.

Monday, August 9, 2010

That's all folks!

I would like to take this moment to extend my gratitude to Warner Bros for their Looney Tunes series that introduced me to classical music. See now and then, I listen to classical radio stations and notice the sensation of a beaming smile adorning my face as I recognize tune after tune. I may not know them all by name and composer, but I am loosely familiar with them. Also, I have jovial animated moments associated with them so it's not only entertaining, it's nostalgic. Thus as I said, I'd like to send a sincere "Thank You" to Warner Bros for their use of classical music in their cartoons. In fact, I learned a lot glued to those animated shorts. For instance:

  • There is nothing wrong with cross dressers. They are just doing they're thing, having fun and being themselves. If a bunny wants to wear ladies clothing and seduce a man, that's his/her prerogative.
  • Don't get too excited over gifts you didn't expect. They may not be all that they appear to be. Granted they might not be filled with dynamite but still one shouldn't get too attached.
  • Remaining cool and calm while someone is angry is a great way to piss them off even more. Not only is it easier on your health, it is wonderfully entertaining.

When you think about it, there were a lot of life lessons in those cartoons. Meanwhile I can't say I learned anything of significance from the Hanna-Barbera cartoons. Tom and Jerry, for instance, stereotypes galore! Any time side characters spoke they were always... well, Black. Which could have been alright, but unfortunately they were the 1940s and 1950s idea of Black. Not to mention, the maid. Whether she was being portrayed as a jive-talker, a West Indian or as Mammy, there was never a proud moment from her. The closest Tom and Jerry came to cool was when they soundtracked the shorts with jazz and/or performed jazz interpolations; their rendition of "Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby" is my jam. Great bass solo. But beyond that, it's definitely a time capsule of sentiments in that era. Not that there weren't stereotypes in Looney Tunes (we're looking at you Speedy Gonzales) but at they weren't as horrible. Speedy was at least smart...ish. On the other hand, Michigan J Frog was cooning like a mofo. Dave Chappelle summed up the underlying message from the WB frog best. So while both have their flaws, at least one gave me classical music. I sho' is grateful, boss!

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Flux Capacitor?!

Alright,
I'm sure you can imagine what our rehearsals are like. Have you seen Fight Club? Do you remember the opening scenes of V for Vendetta? Remember the lobby scene in The Matrix? Great, because they have nothing to do with our rehearsals (aside from a quotation here and there) but I'm glad you have seen these films or at least know the names now.

I digress. ADD. The fun disorder. The fresh maker? No. Anyway, allow me to paint a moment from our most recent rehearsal. Machine kicks into the second half of this really sweet tune whose name I am sure you will love when we debut it later this year. Man From Nowhere starts grooving over him creating an atmosphere of sound as well as keeping time. Everything stops.

Music nerd alert:
MFN and Machine start discussing the mathematics of putting a 3/4 time signature over the 7/4 time signature of that section. Feel free to do the math. This sentence as well as the preceding one are merely fluff assuming you took a moment to multipy up to 21 then broke down how many times each musician has to loop before they meet on the same down beat (7 and 3 respectively).

Uber nerd alert:
Meanwhile, Dirka and I broke into a discussion on time travel. That's right, time travel. I'm not sure how such a discussion starts but there we were discussing how time travel had been theoretically proven. I logically disagree with the theory despite loving the idea of time travel (particularly the Back to the Future movies). Dirka explained that the theory argued that time can be stretched and that if one could move fast enough then certain laws of time were irrelevant. I however refuted this, reasoning that no matter how infinitesimal the interval of time we stretch/manipulate, time would keep pace with whatever motion you make. Mainly being that speed is a measure of time and space. The function for stretching time (seconds > milliseconds > nanoseconds) would be equivalent to 'limit of 1 over x, as x goes to infinity'. Even then time would only seem to stand still. I doubt there is a particular speed of racing toward infinity that would make time seem to reverse. (Sidenote: I love the concept of infinity.)

Just as I was about to completely scissor kick the nail in the coffin I got a phone call. Turns out Doc Brown is alive!! And he's in 1855!! This is heavy!!

Friday, July 9, 2010

Welcome the King...

Finally! Berendth has come back to the interwebs.

Behold!! They let me speak. Who is "they"? Who cares? The "They Who Say" which will one day be the name of a band. A band I will demand credit for naming. A few things: I am a fan of talking in third person. I may not always do it (clearly) but it will happen more than you like possibly. As well, i'm a fan of elipses... don't know where I was going with that. Lastly, I really respect a talented bad guy. Soooo sometimes I don't mind them winning (especially in movies).

Mind The Brain: We just released our first single on July 5th. Just laid down guitar bass and scratch vocals on the next single. Check it out on mindthebrainband.com or the Facebook page or the Myspace page.

Beyond the Brain: If you watched ESPN this past week, you would have believed that time stood still until 9:30pm EST Thursday when Lebron James announced that he would play his next season with the Miami Heat. But really? Is there NOTHING else going on in the world right now? Oil spill? Nuclear Iran? Nothing? Really? That would be a story in itself "in other news, there is none. As in, nothing is going on right now and it is baffling. What are you up to? How have you been? What are you wearing? Give us a call."
Same thing: Dear Today Show, Lindsay Lohan going to jail for 90 days is NOT a catastrophe nor is it newsworthy. At least not more than a 90 second segment possibly even with one of those phone polls. "Do you think this is too harsh or tough love?" Besides, LiLo's not even going to be in the general population, she'll be isolated. She'll be fine. Honestly, she's not going to get rehabilitated until she wants to be. (Or until her money dries up, whichever comes first.) So flip a coin and decide if she'll sink or swim when she gets out then move on to the next story.
That said, we could focus on stories that are relevant to you, me or the average human being. Priorities?! We could give celebrity news/gossip the proper (albeit minuscule) amount of attention and actually work to make our own lives rich and fulfilling rather than following those we deem celebrities. Just saying, this is what we could do.

Screw that let's TMZ it up. Add Mind the Brain to your list of things to follow. Feel free to spend WAY more time than you should on them (err... us). Me... I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty much useless as a... well... anything until the World Cup is over. Also, I'm taking the opinions of cephalopods way more heavily as of late. Viva la Dutch!